1. Is it possible to shove a weeks worth of stuff for three people into two suitcases and be fully prepared for all possible weather/events/situations that should arise? If so, how?
2. What makes mail/toilet paper/paper towels/notebook pages so delicious? If paper products are really that great, why can't you order them off the children's menu at Applebees? Why do they even bother putting a burger in the Happy Meal, when you could just eat the bag instead?
3. Why does naptime inevitably end the moment I get up the motivation to start cleaning the kitchen?
4. Why - with just four days until we fly out to California - do I have to constantly be hearing about/reading about plane crash fatalities?
5. How in the heck do you keep a baby from playing in the toilet?
1 comment:
1. No.
2. Paper contains lots of fiber. Maybe he has to poop.
3. You should have started the kitchen at the start of nap time. This is your fault.
4. You're more likely to die riding in the car with me. Make you feel better?
5. Shut the bathroom door. Duh.
I'll miss you. :(
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