I get out of the shower to see that Mason had gone to the bathroom and used no less than half a roll of toilet paper. Of course it won't flush, so I'm plunging the thing and he walks in.
I say, "Mase, you have a tiny butt, there's no reason why you should ever need this much toilet paper, okay?"
Him: "Okay. ..I have a tiny butt?"
Me: "Yeah."
Him: Yeah! I do! And you have the HUGEST butt!"
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